var randomcatchphrase;
var randomcatchphrasearray = new Array();
randomcatchphrasearray[0] = "Assume \"Yes\" unless the answer is \"No\"";
randomcatchphrasearray[1] = "He who laughs last thinks slowest.";
randomcatchphrasearray[2] = "If a stealth plane crashes in the forest, will anyone hear it?";
randomcatchphrasearray[3] = "<a href=\"http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com\">Badger Badger Badger</a>";
randomcatchphrasearray[4] = "Las llamas son más grande que las ranas. (Llamas are bigger than frogs.)";
randomcatchphrasearray[5] = "How do those \"Do not walk on grass\" signs get there?";
randomcatchphrasearray[6] = "If heat rises, shouldn't hell be cold?";
randomcatchphrasearray[7] = "You're as useless as a JPEG to Hellen Keller.";
randomcatchphrasearray[8] = "The real random catch phrase is out. I'm just filling in.";
randomcatchphrasearray[9] = "I'd love to update this site, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.";
randomcatchphrasearray[10] = "Real bunnies [as magic tokens] are bad. Tokens should not randomly walk away and munch on your sideboard.";
randomcatchphrasearray[11] = "Nesquik, now in Drano flavor!";
randomcatchphrasearray[12] = "The answers are 1: True 2: 17 3: Maybe 4: Only when it rains 5: Mutant Zebras";
randomcatchphrasearray[13] = "A wise man once told me \"Duh!\"";
randomcatchphrasearray[14] = "The problem with living like there is no tomorrow, is that the majority of the time, there is.";
randomcatchphrasearray[15] = "A good writer knows when to create a character. A great writer knows when to kill him.";
randomcatchphrasearray[16] = "\"So you want to kill my men? Well, two can play that game!\"";
randomcatchphrasearray[17] = "\"The wizards wanted the stone for its power. The goblins wanted it because it was shiny.\"";
randomcatchphrasearray[18] = "There is no word in the goblin language for strategy. Then again, there is no word in the goblin language for word.";
randomcatchphrasearray[19] = "People who don't read random catchphrases look weird and smell kinda funny. But that's just between us, okay.";
randomcatchphrasearray[20] = "Not valid in the state of Utah.";
randomcatchphrasearray[21] = "I'd love to update this site, but I'm having an intelligent conversation with my cactus.";
randomcatchphrasearray[22] = "\"Everybody but me, charge!\"";
randomcatchphrasearray[23] = "Short answer: Yes. Long Answer: Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.";
randomcatchphrasearray[24] = "Palindrome convention in town. \"Wow,\" says Otto.";
randomcatchphrasearray[25] = "I just lost the game!";
randomcatchphrasearray[26] = "And now for something completely different. A man with <b>4</b> buttocks.";
randomcatchphrasearray[27] = "Don't worry. I've got an Imperiosaur.";
randomcatchphrasearray[28] = "<a href=\"http://www.nanowrimo.org\">What are you doing during November?</a>";
randomcatchphrasearray[29] = "In Soviet Russia, palindromes... oh wait...";
randomcatchphrasearray[30] = "May the men in white coats never find you.";
randomcatchphrasearray[31] = "I'd love to update this site, but I'm learning to speak in binary.";
var random2 = Math.floor(Math.random()* 31);
randomcatchphrase = randomcatchphrasearray[random2];
document.write("<h3>" + randomcatchphrase + "</h3><br>");